* Killer Shrew *

* from [407] Junior Rodeo Daredevils/The Killer Shrews *

Place in a blender:
1 industrial-sized scoop chocolate ice cream
1 or 2 shakes Captain Crunch with Crunchberries
1 medium bag peanut M&M's (minus the bag)
3 seconds' worth Mrs. Butterworth's
1 handful circus peanuts
1 can Mr. Pibbs
some marshmallow Peeps
enough SweeTarts to power Las Vegas for a week
1 generous dollop vanilla frosting

Blend until homogeneous. Should have the consistency of
YooHoo. Pour into a tulip glass, preferably after having removed
the tulips, and garnish with a wind-up shrew. Serve with Valium and
rock climbing.